Their team may have failed miserably in the championship game, but the High Tech Rednecks...well, Russ Fyfe...is still a "winner" as his man is in the White House! We have no hot waitress pics to share this year, so sadly THIS is the one to forever be the final pic of the week for our 2008 site. Bleah.
Thanks for another
Figures we'd have the party in the midst of a rather intense snowstorm, but despite the weather just about everyone showed up for it (Dave H, very sorry to hear about your father...Gene & Jeff, be glad you didn't have to fight the weather trying to get here...and Larry WTF where were you??). Durty Nellie's worked well for many of the football Sundays and had MORE than enough space and televisions to comfortably accommodate our crowd. I thought the year-end party generally went OK, but admittedly I missed having it at Duffy's, as I'm sure many of the Golden Tee and Miller Lite drinkers did too. In the end cost-wise it seemed to be about the same, but the atmosphere was certainly much different...and frankly if the bar was the least bit prepared for us it would have made the start of the day much better. Yes I had spoken to the main owner beforehand...twice...in fact three days before the party we went over details and it was all "set". Later that afternoon one of the other owners, along with the manager on duty, were very apologetic for the inconvenience of no upstairs bartender, etc., yet there was no offer of complimentary drinks or assistance on the bill. Seemed to be not that customer-friendly but life goes on. Also, I didn't gather any real fun pics of good looking waitresses or other general silliness...the few pics I took were rather boring so fughttaboutit. Whatever, I for one still had a good time. Of course the Assholes won more money as usual in the strip cards, but it appeared that the wealth was at least spread out a bit more this year...amazing how hitting a number on a strip card can brighten the day! Also, a special thanks goes out to our friends from Anal Leakage and High Tech Rednecks, who in total tossed in about $220 extra towards the bar tabs.
In closing I'd like to again congratulate Anal Leakage on their first ever SFFL Championship, and to the other four teams who walked away with cash from the league this year. Even if you didn't win money, I certainly hope everyone had fun this season and will be back again for the 2009 campaign. We'll probably have the draft at the same place, and hopefully by then we'll have an "official" bar location for Football Sundays decided upon, but we'll worry about that a bit later. I'll send out all league updates via e-mail and will have our new site going by early August...of course it will always remain at this same address. Most of you already know how to contact me, but always feel free to use the main league email firstname.lastname@example.org. Tentatively mark down Saturday, August 29th as our draft date but we'll confirm this later. Thank you again and best to you & yours in 2009!
2008 SFFL CHAMPIONS:
2008 Toilet Bowl
2008 JoBu Award
Final SFFL 2008 Standings
Final Results, our
last two weeks
Consolation (week #16):
Toilet Bowl (Week #17)
1. High Tech Rednecks (10-3)
Will this FINALLY be their year? Looking good so far...
FINAL Point Totals,
Efficiency and Power Ranks
Point Totals: top three teams earn $$$ based on the set percentages from our league pot. Final results have the Blind Squirrels as our runaway point champion with 1867 points, which was 188 higher than their closest competitor. #2 is Brodnito's Banditos with 1679, and #3 is the High Tech Rednecks with 1632. Congrats to these guys!
Power Rankings: In a remarkably close race, the High Tech Rednecks earn the $100 prize by 0.10 points, squeaking by the Blind Squirrels 46.34 to 46.24.
Efficiency Ratings: Anal Leakage is the runaway winner of the $100 bounty for this category with an impressive 83.84%, over 3% better than their closest competitor.
The Cyclones win it in 2008 their almost record-setting 28 point performance in week #6.
Sad news on
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