From: Deep Thoughts Weekly
Sent: Monday, April 09, 2007 5:39 AM
Subject: Deep Thoughts Weekly - April 9, 2007
Good Morning . . .
Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.
If you're in the Chicagoland area, I bet you're really enjoying the ultra-cold April so far. Cheer up my friends, it's supposed to get all the way up into the 40's this week!
FAMOUS BIRTHDAYS, April 9th
1987 - Jesse McCartney (singer)
1979 - Keshia Knight Pulliam (actress)
1978 - Rachel Stevens (singer)
1971 - Austin Peck (actor, model)
1966 - Cynthia Nixon (actress)
1965 - Paulina Porizkova (actress, supermodel)
1954 - Dennis Quaid (actor)
1939 - Michael Leaned (actor)
1935 - Avery Schreiber (comedian)
1933 - Jean-Paul Belmondo (actor)
1932 - Carl Perkins (singer/songwriter)
1926 - Hugh Hefner (magazine publisher)
1903 - Gregory Pincus (inventor)
1903 - Ward Bond (actor)
1898 - Earl "Curly" Lambeau (player and founder of Green Bay Packers)
1898 - Paul Robeson (singer, actor, civil rights activist)
Marshall Wolbers, 56, was arrested in Lake Bluff, Ill., in February after he had allegedly ripped off almost two dozen spas in the Chicago area over the last year by luxuriating in massage and pedicure services, etc., but skipping out on the bill. Said one specialist on nails, to an Associated Press reporter, "I just want to look at him (a 300-pound man), like 'You jerk, you didn't even tip me. You made me rub your gross feet and listen to you for an hour and a half.'"
Police Blotter: A woman in Bozeman, Mont., complained in March of "strange noises" from "underneath her house," being made by "people from the 'Underworld.'" She told police that her house had been "replaced" "in the middle of the night" and that the original was being stored at an undisclosed location.
Brook Akins, 34, was arrested in January in a Salt Lake City suburb after calling 911 12 times in five hours to complain of a toothache and demand to speak to someone who could help him.
As a reminder, my reason for sending this is to help keep communication lines open between friends while hopefully adding a bit of levity to the day. Back issues are available in the Deep Thoughts section of my website. Have a great week!
*Weird News is borrowed from Chuck Shepherd's "News of the Weird", available at www.newsoftheweird.com)
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