A/S/L

Age/Sex/Location

AFAIK

As Far As I Know

AFK

Away From Keyboard

AKA

Also Known As

AMBW

All My Best Wishes

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

AYSOS

Are You Stupid Or Something

B4

Before

BBIAB

Be Back in a Bit

BBIAF

Be Back in a Few

BBL

Be Back Later

BBN

Bye Bye Now

BCNU

Be Seein' You

BFD

Big F***ing Deal

BFN

Bye For Now

BHOF

Bald Headed Old Fart

BIF

Basic In Fact

BITD

Back In The Day

BM

Byte Me

BRB

Be Right Back

BTSOOM

Beats The Shit Out Of Me

BTW

By The Way

CID

Consider It Done

CIO

Check It Out

Cof$

Church of Scientology

CUL8R

See You Later

DILLIGAS

Do I Look Like I Give A Shit

DLTM

Don't Lie To Me

F2F

Face to Face

FUBAR

F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition

FUD

(Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation

FWIW

For What It's Worth

FYA

For Your Amusement

FYI

For Your Information

GG

Good Game

GL

Good Luck

GMTA

Great Minds Think Alike

GR&D

Grinning Running And Ducking

GTG

Got To Go

GTGB

Got To Go, Bye

GTSY

Glad To See Ya

GYPO

Get Your Pants Off

HAGO

Have A Good One

HTH

Hope This (That) Helps

IAE

In Any Event

IC

In Character

IDKY

I Don't Know You

IDST

I Didn't Say That

IDTS

I Don't Think So

IFU

I F***ed Up

IMHO

In My Humble Opinion

IMNSHO

In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO

In My Opinion

IOH

I'm Outta Here

IOW

In Other Words

IRL

In Real Life

IYSS

If You Say So

KIT

Keep In Touch

KYPO

Keep Your Pants On

L8R

Later

LMAO

Laughing My Ass Off

LOL

Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love

LTNS

Long Time No See

MHOTY

My Hat's Off To You

MorF

Male or Female

MOTD

Message Of The Day

MOTSS

Members of the Same Sex

NBIF

No Basis In Fact

NFW

No F***ing Way

NIFOC

Nude In Front Of The Computer

NP

No Problem

NRG

Energy

NRN

No Reply Necessary

OIC

Oh, I see

OOC

Out Of Character

OOTB

Out of the Box -or- Out of the Blue

OTOH

On the Other Hand

PEBCAK

Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PLS

Please

PMFJI

Pardon Me For Jumping In

POV

Point of View

ROTFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

RSN

Real Soon Now

RTFM

Read The F***ing Manual

RTM

Read The Manual

SITD

Still in the Dark

SNAFU

Situation Normal, All F***ed Up

SorG

Straight or Gay?

SUYF

Shut Up You Fool

SWAG

Scientific Wild Ass Guess

SWDYT

So What Do You Think

TANSTAAFL

There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch

Tarfu

Things are really f***ed up!

TEOTWAWKI

The End of the World As We Know It

TIA

Thanks in Advance

TIAIL

Think I Am In Love

TIC

Tongue in Cheek

TTFN

Ta Ta For Now

TTT

To The Top

TTYL

Talk To You Later

TX

Thanks

TYVM

Thank You Very Much

unPC

unPolitically Correct

WAG

Wild Ass Guess

WB

Welcome Back

WCA

Who Cares Anyway

WDYS

What Did You Say

WE

What Ever

WEG

Wicked Evil Grin

WTF

What The F***?

WTG

Way To Go!

WYRN

What's Your Real Name?

WYS

Whatever You Say

WYSIWYG

What You See is What You Get

WYT

Whatever You Think

YA

Yet Another

YDKM

You Don't Know Me

YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary

YSYD

Yeah, Sure You Do

YTTT

You Telling The Truth?